March 2012
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February 2012
25 posts
I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...
– I don’t want to be a feminist anymore.
(via misswatson-)
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Currently re-watching every season of Scrubs. I can’t even describe how much I’ve missed this show! The only issue I have is when J.D. says to Elliot “I love you more than I love Turk.” You and I both know that’s bullshit, J.D. You love her in a different way, but not MORE than Turk. But I haven’t gotten to that point in my re-watching yet, so I’ll save my...
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How to be classy in three easy steps:
tumblrsloth:
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
omg haha this is amazing
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January 2012
26 posts
Can you imagine Alan Rickman hosting an awards...
ohmygallifrey:
anondracomalfoy:
The next………..award……………………goes………….to……….
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me.
And then he would just walk away like
evadne:
everything-went-numb:
PIZZA, WHY ARE YOU NOT AT MY DOOR?
I ordered you an hour and a half ago. Your estimated arrival time was 5:57. LIES!
Now I must go downstairs and make some pizza! I’d been considering ordering Dominos for the past like 3 hours…Decided to save money and not order but make the frozen one…have yet to get up. But now I must!
Oh and you should call them…Maybe...
PIZZA, WHY ARE YOU NOT AT MY DOOR?
I ordered you an hour and a half ago. Your estimated arrival time was 5:57. LIES!
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Everyone: Katniss Everdeen! The Girl On Fire! Peeta Mellark! The Boy With Bread!
Peeta: Wait-I was on fire too.
Everyone: Yeah, but you bake. So you're The Boy With the Bread
Peeta: So? Katniss hunts. Why isn't she called The Girl Who Hunts?
Everyone: Because she was on fire.
Peeta: But I was on fire too.
Everyone: Yeah but you bake.
Peeta: That's not-
Everyone: BOY.
Peeta: Very-
Everyone: WITH.
Peeta: Fair-
Everyone: BREAD.
Peeta: .....
Everyone: Would you rather be called The Boy With a Fake Leg?
Having a really bad last day of work. I’m ready to go home.
Tomorrow is my last day of work (until March). This is so sad. :( I don’t even know if the guy I like is aware of that. My mom told me I should be like, “So, it’s my last day of work. By the way, you should date me!” For some reason I don’t think I’ll do that.
I really want Class 7. But 13 is acceptable as well. Or 9.
I only have two more days left of work. WHAT IS THIS? I mean, I’ll be back in March… but still, that’s two months away and it’s only for a week.
This makes me saaad.
My friend was drinking a Snapple at work today, so we were discussing Snapple facts. Apparently she had a fact once that said that bananas are actually berries. We decided to google it and this is what we found out:
Bananas are, in fact, berries. But strawberries and raspberries are NOT berries.
Our minds were blown.
Then a guy who had just started working there came and ate lunch with us and...
My cousins are at my house and eating all my leftover pizza.
Go away.
That is not yours.